the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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