I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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