and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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