im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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