ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
well, you know. whores of a feather.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You are a genius and a whore.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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