We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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