a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Randomize
