ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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