I forgot how hot balto sounded
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I have aggressive nipples.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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