he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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