She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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