I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
