guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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