There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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