Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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