Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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