my mouth tastes like poor choices
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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