we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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