matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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