This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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