Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just cut my nipple shaving
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
