Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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