ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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