i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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