Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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