Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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