Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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