Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I enjoy the company of your penis
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
please don't ironically join a cult
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