i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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