I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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