She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
