Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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