i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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