Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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