love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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