How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
