idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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