I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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