im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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