i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
50% drunk capacity currently
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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