Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Randomize
