did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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