Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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