I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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