Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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