Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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