Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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