That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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