All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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