No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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