Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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