If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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