I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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