shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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